December, 2001

12/31/2001 - We Made It
12/28/2001 - Undercover in Afghanistan-dria
12/26/2001 - The Clinton Legacy Meeting
12/24/2001 - A Merry Little Christmas
12/21/2001 - Two Words
12/19/2001 - News in the Vacuum of Facts
12/17/2001 - We Covet No Territory
12/14/2001 - Bad Choices
12/12/2001 - Live! From Zacarias Cove

The Paris Travelogue
Part 1: A Preface
Part 2: Outward Bound
Part 3: Across the Pond
Part 4: Paris Underground
Part 5: Sorely, You Must be Joking
Part 6: Loose in the Louvre
Part 7: What's French for Restaurant

12/10/2001 - Daschle: super-majority Leader
12/07/2001 - A Bad Day in the Press Galleries
12/05/2001 - Kiss My Royal...
12/03/2001 - Something in the Way He Smiled

November, 2001

11/30/2001 - I Love Paris in the Winter, When it Drizzles
11/28/2001 - The Pain in Spain
11/28/2001 - A Pain in Spain
11/26/2001 - Stimulating Conversation
11/21/2001 - Thanksgiving: September 10, 2001
11/19/2001 - Voldemort
11/16/2001 - Quagmire
11/14/2001 - History Repeats. History Repeats.
11/12/2001 - Now, Dasher. Now, Dancer. Now, Prancer and Vixen.
11/09/2001 - If You Can Make it Here ...
11/07/2001 - Political Equilibrium
11/05/2001 - Cultural Training - I
11/02/2001 - Airport Security

October, 2001

10/31/2001 - The Seven-Year Airplane
10/29/2001 - Standing a Little Taller
10/26/2001 - The Enemy is Not Us
10/24/2001 - You Don't Know What You've Got 'Till It's Gone
10/22/2001 - Rangers Lead the Way. Again.
10/19/2001 - Not Simple Wimpery
10/17/2001 - Family Feud
10/15/2001 - Getting Used to the News
10/12/2001 - Modern D-Day Coverage
10/10/2001 - I'm Not Gonna Tell You
10/08/2001 - And Now, the Taliban Will Pay a Price

The Atlanta Travelogue:
Part 1: The Trip to Reagan National
Part 2: Getting Through Reagan National
Part 3: The Flight to Atlanta
Part 4: Atlanta: The Home of the Braves
           and the Land of the Free Local Calls
Part 5: I Find the Lines
Part 6: The Plane to Washington

10/05/2001 - Be Careful What You Wish For
10/03/2001 - Come Fly With Me

Travelogue - Virginia Car Tax
10/01/2001 - Mayberry

September, 2001

09/28/2001 - Sky King
09/26/2001 - Find Them
09/24/2001 - Commonplace
09/21/2001 - We Will Not Tire. We Will Not Falter. We Will Not Fail.
09/19/2001 - Collateral Damage
09/17/2001 - Ask Not ...
09/15/2001 - One-Sixty-Four
09/14/2001 - Our Flag Was Still There
09/12/2001 - The Death of Simple Things
09/10/2001 - We'll Call it, Modestly:The Mullings Plan
09/07/2001 - Back to School
09/05/2001 - Gramm & Reno

Travelogue: Wichita Falls, Tx.

August, 2001

08/31/2001 - The Horror
08/29/2001 - Budget Projections and Projectile Sweat
08/27/2001 - Condit-Country is now Witless-World
08/24/2001 - What if We Put Gary on Television?
08/22/2001 - Dis Guy Walks into a Bar...
08/20/2001 - Putsch
08/17/2001 - You'll Get What You Need
08/15/2001 - Hey! Condit's Back in the News!
08/13/2001 - Book Report
08/10/2001 - Selling Cells; Buying Books
08/08/2001 - Daschle's Dilemmas
08/06/2001 - Madame Ambassador
08/03/2001 - Have a Nice Summer
08/01/2001 - Uptown, Up-Tempo Clinton

July, 2001

07/30/2001 - Mr. Rove and Miss Frances
07/27/2001 - The Times' They are A'Changin'
07/25/2001 - A Question of Privilege
07/23/2001 - Gary Condit Was Seen Throwing Somethin';
                   Off the Woodrow Wilson Bridge
07/20/2001 - Friday Fluff
07/18/2001 - Hey, You, Get Offa My Cloud
07/16/2001 - Can We Interest the IRS in Self Audits?
07/13/2001 - The Other White Meat
07/11/2001 - Changing the Tone in Weehawken
07/09/2001 - Sum, Sum, Summertime
07/06/2001 - 2001: A Space Odyssey
07/05/2001 - Novus Ordo Seclorum
07/02/2001 - Your Beatin' Heart

June, 2001

06/29/2001 - Schundler's Wrest
06/27/2001 - Uncoordinated Expenditures
06/25/2001 - Recruiting Season
06/22/2001 - Every Day
06/20/2001 - A Big Day for Tom Davis
06/18/2001 - Headline Writers' Lament
06/15/2001 - An Important Week
06/13/2001 - Hot Air About Global Warming
06/11/2001 - Just Throw Strikes
06/08/2001 - Blinders
06/06/2001 - The Sun'll Come Out, Tomorrow
06/04/2001 - Pressing Business
06/01/2001 - Gray's Leap

May, 2001

05/30/2001 - Plurality Leader Daschle
05/29/2001 - A Memorial Day
05/25/2001 - Mutt and Jeffords

The India Travelogue
Part 1: The Pre-game Show
Part 2: Currying Favor: A Trip to India - Chapter 2
Part 3: Currying Favor: A Trip to India - Chapter 3
Part 4: Currying Favor: A Trip to India - Chapter 4
Part 5: Currying Favor: A Trip to India - Chapter 5
Part 6: Currying Favor: A Trip to India - Chapter 6

05/23/2001 - Read it Twice, It's Twice as Nice
05/21/2001 - Give Me a Ticket for an Airplane
05/18/2001 - What Did Istanbul Used to Be?
05/16/2001 - Tax and Spend, Again and Again
05/14/2001 - A Crisis is When Your Lights Go Out;
                   A Catastrophe is When MY Lights Go Out;
05/11/2001 - Congress Has a Very Good Day
05/09/2001 - Tish, That's French
05/07/2001 - Unsafe at Any Speed
05/04/2001 - Parsing Bi-Partisanship
05/02/2001 - Risky Tax Scheme. Approved.

April, 2001

04/30/2001 - 100 Down, 1361 To Go
04/27/2001 - Very, Very Kerrey
04/25/2001 - Let Me Count the Ways
04/23/2001 - On Hockey Pucks and Teddy Bears
04/20/2001 - The First Report Card
04/18/2001 - No Justice, No Pulitzer
04/16/2001 - Kristol Klear
04/13/2001 - The Bitter Past, More Welcome is the Sweet
04/11/2001 - Action Jackson Meets the China Syndrome
04/09/2001 - Peek-a-Boo
04/06/2001 - Crotchety Tiger, Huffy Dragon
04/04/2001 - Stop the Presses! Bush Won.
04/02/2001 - Hardly Enough Money

March, 2001

03/30/2001 - What's the Good Word?
03/28/2001 - It's Not the Money, It's the Principle
03/26/2001 - Nothin' But Net
03/23/2001 - Bye, Spy
03/21/2001 - Can We Say "Vernal" On the Air?
03/19/2001 - Bei Mir Bist Du Shoen
03/16/2001 - 401(k). 400(k). 399(k)�
03/14/2001 - How Are Thy Leaves So Verdant
03/12/2001 - Open a Hailing Frequency, Uhura
03/09/2001 - 230 Votes
03/07/2001 - Tunnels
03/05/2001 - Tougher Than They Thought
03/02/2001 - Howdy, Pardoner

February, 2001

02/28/2001 - Episode IV: A New Hope
02/26/2001 - Pauvre Ros� Verte
02/23/2001 - Huge Rodham
02/21/2001 - Oh, Denise, Oobi-doo
02/19/2001 - Wagging the Hog
02/16/2001 - Flight 19
02/14/2001 - Thank Goodness. A Poll!
02/12/2001 - Dear Democratic Donor
02/09/2001 - A Wolfe in Chips' Clothing
02/07/2001 - A Tale of Two Pities
02/05/2001 - The Remains of the Day
02/02/2001 - With Losses Like These, Who Needs Victories

January, 2001

01/31/2001 - El Jorge Grande
01/29/2001 - Ed. Plan and Greenspan
01/26/2001 - Spam!
01/24/2001 - The Education of George W. Bush
01/22/2001 - It's Only Money
01/19/2001 - A Decent Start
01/17/2001 - California? Where's California.
01/15/2001 - J.J. Sez
01/12/2001 - For Want of a Nail...
01/10/2001 - Do Over!
01/08/2001 - They're All Showing Up!
01/05/2001 - O Come Let Us Adore Her
01/03/2001 - If I Were a Carpenter ...

December, 2000

12/29/2000 - Good Riddance
12/27/2000 - Is That Paper Supposed to Turn Red? Or Blue.
12/22/2000 - Hearts on Sleeves
12/20/2000 - Rancor? This Ain't Rancor. We HAD Rancor
12/18/2000 - The A-B-C's of Appointments
12/15/2000 - A Ship of Fools
12/13/2000 - Give Them the Keys!
12/12/2000 - How Do You Get to the Supreme Court? Practice. Law.
12/11/2000 - The Polite-est Generation
12/08/2000 - How Many Barry Richards Are There?
12/06/2000 - Monday, Monday; Sometimes It Just Turns Out That Way
12/04/2000 - 00-836
12/01/2000 - Truckin' on up to Tally-hassee

November, 2000

11/29/2000 - Where's Warren?
11/27/2000 - Does Oh-for-Five Show Voter Indent?
11/22/2000 - Deeply? Or, Closely.
11/20/2000 - THIS is the Millennium Bug
11/17/2000 - Oh The Days Dwindle Down ...
11/15/2000 - Extra Time
11/13/2000 - The Fifty Percent Solution
11/11/2000 - Hanging By a Chad
11/10/2000 - Every Vote Counts
11/08a/2000 - Hooey Beats Dewey
11/08/2000 - Whew!
11/06/2000 - We Call It: Freedom
11/04/2000 - A Vast Write Wing Conspiracy
11/03/2000 - Margaritaville, ME
11/01/2000 - A Million Hits, A Dozen Laughs

October, 2000

10/30/2000 - Al's Pal
10/27/2000 - No More Pollster Jokes
10/25/2000 - Oh, They LIKE Him in Texas
10/23/2000 - Like Sands Through the Hourglass
10/20/2000 - Midnight in the Garden of George and Albert
10/18/2000 - And, Down the Stretch They Come
10/16/2000 - What Happened to Peace & Prosperity?
10/12/2000 - Bush Clears the Bar
10/11/2000 - Sigh-oh-nara, Al
10/09/2000 - Debates (and Conventions) DO Matter
10/06/2000 - This is Dick Cheney
10/04/2000 - A Witting Misstatement
10/02/2000 - Rise To De Bait

September, 2000

09/29/2000 - Won't You Come Clean, Sue Bailey?
09/27/2000 - Austin, Texas: The Spy Who Shagged Gore
09/25/2000 - The Office of the White House Chief Usher
09/22/2000 - Look For; The Union Libel
09/20/2000 - It's In His Kiss
09/18/2000 - I've Grown Accustomed to Her Space
09/15/2000 - Do the Right Thing
09/13/2000 - 1-2-3, Look at Wen Ho Lee
09/11/2000 - An Estoppel in Arkansas
09/08/2000 - Five Is Not Enough
09/06/2000 - Terms of Endearment
09/01/2000 - Yabba, Dabba, Ooh.

August, 2000

08/30/2000 - Did He Who Made The Lamb Make Thee?
08/28/2000 - I Was Just Rubbing These Two Donors Together and �
08/25/2000 - We Don't Need No Stinking Lawyers
08/23/2000 - Who is Them and Who is Us?
08/21/2000 - You Got a Problem? I Got a Program!
08/18/2000 - That WAS the Speech of His Life
08/17/2000 - A High Bar
08/16/2000 - It Should Have Been on American Movie Classics
08/15/2000 - A Baton Twirling
08/14/2000 - Welcome, to the Hotel California
08/16/2000 - It Should Have Been on American Movie Classics
08/15/2000 - A Baton Twirling
08/14/2000 - Welcome, to the Hotel California
08/11/2000 - Enough, Already
08/09/2000 - How Many Why's in Hypocrisy?
08/07/2000 - Still Rising
08/04/2000 - We Win
08/03/2000 - That Last Hour is Coming
08/02/2000 - Dancing in the Streets
08/01/2000 - That Was As Good As It Ever Has To Be

July, 2000

07/31/2000 - We're On The Eve of Convention
07/28/2000 - The Cheney Bounce
07/26/2000 - Competence Is Not A Four Letter Word
07/24/2000 - Searching For Perfection
07/21/2000 - Supplement THIS
07/19/2000 - Paul
07/17/2000 - Naomi Alert
07/14/2000 - I Endorse Thee, I Endorse Thee, I Endorse Thee
07/12/2000 - Daley News
07/10/2000 - ISBN 0-439-13959-7
07/07/2000 - Don't Start With Me. I KNOW It's Late
07/05/2000 - The Patriot
07/03/2000 - Happy 224th

June, 2000

06/30/2000 - Homework Assignment Tonight
06/28/2000 - Helix Hunger
06/26/2000 - Wild, Wild Pest
06/23/2000 - Ind...Indep...Independent Counsel
06/21/2000 - Thomas Nast Redux
06/19/2000 - The Daley Show
06/16/2000 - Metaphysics 113
06/14/2000 - The Interview
06/12/2000 - We're In The Doldrums, Captain Aubrey
06/09/2000 - The Dog Ate My E-Mail
06/07/2000 - The Mayberrys, RFD
06/05/2000 - Say, Is There An Attila The Hun Prize?
06/02/2000 - As Certain as War and Taxes

May, 2000

05/31/2000 - Take A Mulligan, Al
05/29/2000 - Everybody's a Campaign Manager
05/26/2000 - No Problem. I'll Just Sit Over Here.
05/24/2000 - Money That's Squeezably Soft
05/22/2000 - Senator Lazio
05/19/2000 - Wasn't Fine One of the Three Stooges?
05/17/2000 - What's the Deal on the HOV Lane?
05/15/2000 - I, George Albert Walker Gore, Do Solemnly ...
05/12/2000 - Rudy and Hill and Donna and Bill
05/10/2000 - OK. Good Meeting. Thanks. See Ya.
05/08/2000 - It's Not Going That Well
05/05/2000 - What the World Needs Now
05/03/2000 - Socially Secure
05/01/2000 - Hooked on Phonics

April, 2000

04/28/2000 - Now Hear This
04/26/2000 - A Few Last Elian Points
04/24/2000 - Well, THAT Wasn't Pretty
04/21/2000 - Save a Tree! Do Not Print This Out.
04/19/2000 - Pretty Well Centered
04/17/2000 - Of Bikes and Banks and Market Busts
04/14/2000 - I Beg Your Pardon;
                   The One You Promised in the Rose Garden
04/12/2000 - One Man's Disorder is Another Man's Pageant
04/10/2000 - What's the Vig on 1.5 Billion?
04/07/2000 - A Busy Time at Justice
04/05/2000 - Whew!  I Unloaded My Tech Stocks at 1:15 PM!
04/03/2000 - A Right-Wing-Venom-Machine

March, 2000

03/29/2000 - The List of Imperfect Messenger
03/27/2000 - Let's Call Captain Kirk and Priceline Next Time
03/24/2000 - Maybe He Spilled Iced Tea on the Keyboard
03/22/2000 - Guns 'N Bozos
03/20/2000 - Classical Gas
03/17/2000 - Hillary's Not Going to Jail. Again.
03/15/2000 - Kudos to Both Campaigns
03/13/2000 - The Iced Tea Defense
03/10/2000 - Oh, Al. You've Got Some Explaining to Do!
03/08/2000 - Grinding It Out
03/06/2000 - ...and the Skies Are Gray
03/03/2000 - The Friday the Thirteenth Campaign
03/01/2000 - Counting Delegates When Delegates Count

February, 2000

02/28/2000 - Tick Tock
02/25/2000 - Puffy, Does This Dress Make Me Look Fat?
02/23/2000 - Raising McCain. Raising Arizona. Blazing Michigan.
02/21/2000 - The Bump is not a New Dance
02/20/2000 - The End of the End of the Bush Campaign
02/19/2000 - South Carolina Primary Day
02/18/2000 - On the Road, Again
02/16/2000 - I'll Take Either of Ours Over Either of Their's
02/14/2000 - Three Outs. Let's Strike
02/11/2000 - Clinton Thought Marriage WAS the Penalty
02/09/2000 - Bush Crosses the Delaware
02/07/2000 - It's Up To You New York, New York
02/04/2000 - McCain Looks Like a Million
02/02/2000 - This is Why They Hold the Elections
02/01/2000 - The Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field

January, 2000

01/31/2000 - Rabbit, Retire
01/28/2000 - One More in the List of Lasts
01/26/2000 - Big Timing in Iowa
01/25/2000 - Now It Begins
01/24/2000 - The Plural of Caucus is Not Cauci
01/21/2000 - Oh,Yes. I Vote Every Time
01/19/2000 - Da Rumble in Des Moines
01/17/2000 - Be Careful What You Wish For
01/14/2000 - A Vast Waistland
01/12/2000 - Sweeping Up After the Gore Parade
01/10/2000 - Three Little Words
01/07/2000 - Hillary's Gone and Jane's on the Loose
01/05/2000 - Nor-mah Rae! Nor-mah Rae!

December, 1999

12/31/1999 - Can We Agree It's the End of a Year?
12/29/1999 - It's Been a Very Good Year
12/27/1999 - Annoyances of the Season
12/24/1999 - Peace on Earth?
12/22/1999 - Prime Cuts
12/20/1999 - Do You Have Prince Albert in a Can?
12/17/1999 - Hey! Newt and Bill Went to Claremont in the Summer!
12/15/1999 - Al Gore Invented Pokemon
12/14/1999 - What? No Sandwiches?
12/13/1999 - But, I Thought They Were Our Friends
12/10/1999 - I'm Tired of the 'Last' Everything of the Millennium
12/08/1999 - Orrin Hatch had the Best Laugh Line?
12/06/1999 - Stop! In the Name of Love
12/03/1999 - Lose the Bicycle Bell
12/01/1999 - The Victimization of Hillary

November, 1999

11/29/1999 - Oh, Good. Christmas Music Has Started.
11/24/1999 - She's Going to Live WHERE?
11/22/1999 - Shhh! Listen to the Quiet!
11/19/1999 - Norman Rockwell, It's Not
11/17/1999 - Politics Ain't Beanbag
11/15/1999 - Why Don't We Talk Anymore?
11/12/1999 - And the Beat Goes On
11/10/1999 - Will Imus Wear Blue Suits and White Shirts?
11/08/1999 - Maybe We'll Buy Another House on the West Coast
11/05/1999 - La Lobo's Greatest Hits
11/03/1999- Alpha-Beta-Gamma-Delta ... um, I Forget the Rest
11/01/1999 - Can I Set My Body Clock Back One Decade?

October, 1999

10/29/1999 - Seven Candidates, Two Debates, Zero Presidents
10/27/1999 - Why, You Little Scamp
10/25/1999 - Marietta College, Marietta Ohio, 45750
10/22/1999 - L=mvr
10/19/1999 - The Autumn Leave
10/17/1999 - Treaties and Entreaties
10/14/1999 - Enough, Already on the Treaty. What's With JonBenet?
10/12/1999 - The Bank Shot
10/10/1999 - A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi Walk Into ...
10/7/1999 - "I'm Going Long in Kimberly-Clark"
10/5/1999 - Klaatu, Barada Nikto
10/3/1999 - The "China Syndrome" Was Not A Film About Fundraising

September, 1999

9/19/1999 - I Can Fast And Write. And, I Can Write Fast.
9/15/1999 - Or, Bring Your Own Buchanan
9/12/1999 - It Would Take the UN to Clean My Office
9/8/1999 - Fungible Fungi
9/6/1999 - Hey! Dumbo! Pick a Lane!
9/1/1999 - Congress Please Come Back. All is Forgiven

August, 1999

8/29/1999 - In The Beginning . . .
8/25/1999 - You Want Spin? I Got Spin.
8/22/1999 - She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie
8/18/1999 - Are You Now or Have You Ever Been...
8/16/1999 - Still, a Win is a Win
8/15/1999 - Limits of Devotion
8/14/1999 - Gasp Junkies
8/13/1999 - Will There Be Free Cholesterol Testing?
8/11/1999 - It's Feed Corn, Not Sweet Corn
8/8/1999 - My Yiddisha First-Mama
8/5/1999 - Thank You, Hillary
8/1/1999 - I Think It Was Eleanore Roosevelt's Fault

July, 1999

7/29/1999 - I'll Have the Tufu PETA Pocket
7/25/1999 - Hooray for Hastert
7/22/1999 - Gore to Clinton: Butt Out
7/19/1999 - This Shouldn't Have Happened
7/15/1999 - Readin', Writin', 'Rithmetic
7/12/1999 - I'm Not Unemployed, I'm a Consultant
7/8/1999 - Magical Mystery Tour
7/5/1999 - What's Latin for Restart?

NOTE: There is a break of about four months here. After the election of 1998, new leadership took the reins of GOPAC (of which I had been the Executive Director) They were uncomfortable with Mullings and asked that I stop writing them while I remained at GOPAC.

I left GOPAC in June and restarted Mullings in July from which time it has continued without a break.

March, 1999

3/5/1999 - What's Latin for Hiatus?
3/3/1999 - Start Your Engines
3/1/1999 - Is It March Already?

February, 1999

2/26/1999 - One Person's Cost is Another's Investment
2/24/1999 - By The Way, Georgia 6 Is Still Republican
2/22/1999 - It Reads Like a Clare Boothe Luce Play
2/19/1999 - Oh, Dear. Another Jane Doe.
2/17/1999 - You Go, Girlfriend
2/15/1999 - When are the Tryouts for the Idiot?
2/12/1999 - Last Day in Scandalville
2/10/1999 - I Can't Find BART, in San Francisco
2/8/1999 - Oh, Monica. You're So, So Grown Up!
2/5/1999 - Where Do I Go To Get My 300 Grand Back?
2/3/1999 - To Be or Not to Be. What Was the Question?
2/1/1999 - Is the Halftime Show Over Yet?

January, 1999

1/29/1999 - The Opera is Almost Over
1/27/1999 - Trading One Soap Opera for Another
1/25/1999 - Monica and the Managers
1/22/1999 - Anyone? Anyone?
1/20/1999 - Yea, But What's the State of THEIR Union?
1/18/1999 - House Managers One, President Coming to Bat
1/15/1999 - Who Want's Vernon? Let's Have Michael.
1/13/1999 - Last Tango, Anywhere
1/11/1999 - That's Why They Call it a Trial
1/08/1999 - A Tale of Two Cities
1/06/1999 - Hastert of the House
1/04/1999 - Call Me, Reprehensible

December, 1998

Note: The 1998 Mullings were each published as a memorandum and were distributed via fax. There are available here as Word documents, not as web pages.

12/28/1998 - Rebuke and Reprehensibility
12/18/1998 - Why Are They Being Critical of Hippos?
12/16/1998 - Be Careful Where You Wag That Thing
12/11/1998 - All He Did Was Lie
12/09/1998 - Now, THAT's Television
12/07/1998 - It's All Newt's Fault. Again.
12/02/1998 - It's Easier When I Just Make It Up

November, 1998

11/30/1998 - 81 Questions; 99 Tears
11/25/1998 - Happy Thanksgiving
11/23/1998 - Blame it on Someone Who Quit
11/18/1998 - Hold It. I Have to Change Tapes
11/16/1998 - When is a Fedora Not a Hat?
11/09/1998 - He WHAT?
11/06/1998 - The Blame Game
11/04/1998 - Just 731 Days until Election Day!
11/02/1998 - Annual Predictions

October, 1998

10/28/1998 - Is This the Correct Spelling for Internecine?
10/26/1998 - A Psychological Barrier
10/21/1998 - So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu
10/19/1998 - Class Meets on the Lawn Today
10/14/1998 - Budget Scamming
10/09/1998 - The Bend-But-Don't-Break Defense
10/07/1998 - I'm Wagging; I'm Wagging
10/05/1998 - Deponent, Therefore, Did Not Have Sex Under the Definition
10/02/1998 - A Shallow Foreground Public Placement

September, 1998

09/30/1998 - Special Before Sundown Edition
09/25/1998 - Was It Only Monday?
09/23/1998 - Post Rare Tuesday Well Done Edition
09/22/1998 - Enough Already
09/21/1998 - The Y 5.759K Bug
09/18/1998 - Taking One for the Team
09/16/1998 - Cuban Cigars Would be Illegal, Wouldn't They?
09/14/1998 - Alea Iacta EWst
09/09/1998 - Wimoweh
09/04/1998 - Drove my Chevy to the Levy
09/02/1998 - Six Questions and Out
09/01/1998 - Regrets, I've Had a Few

August, 1998

08/31/1998 - Subatomic Presidents
08/28/1998 - Life is Not Fair
08/24/1998 - Hot FLASH! HOT Flash!
08/21/1998 - Wag the Finger
08/19/1998 - Mama Mea, That Was a Culpa?
08/18/1998 - Let's Get Ready to Stumble
08/17/1998 - T-Day, Retreating from the Beachhead
08/12/1998 - Clinton Appears in His Newt Outfit
08/10/1998 - The World is a Tough Town
08/07/1998 - Monica Beach
08/05/1998 - So Why is it Called the "K-T" Boundary
08/03/1998 - Parts is Parts

July, 1998

07/31/1998 - It's Hard to Find a Good Dry Cleaner Today
07/29/1998 - What Kind of Week are You Having
07/27/1998 - Are You Being Served?
07/24/1998 - Your President is Not a Snooker
07/22/1998 - Audience Participation
07/20/1998 - Your President is Not a Shnook
07/17/1998 - After Midnight, We're Gonna Let it All Hang Out
07/15/1998 - Midnight at the Oasis
07/13/1998 - A Purple Barney and a White Whale
07/10/1998 - They Bring Good Things to Life
07/08/1998 - I Think I'm Gonna Be Sad, I Think It's Today, Yeah
07/05/1998 - Who's Watching You, CNN
07/01/1998 - You Go to China, a Week Later You Want to Travel Again

June, 1998

06/29/1998 - In China, They Just Call it Food
06/26/1998 - Come Along and Be My China Doll
06/24/1998 - So, Waddaya Wanna Do, Marty?
06/22/1998 - I Said, They Blew the Whistle
06/19/1998 - Hey-Hey-Ho-Ho Bandwidth Waste Has Got to Go
06/17/1998 - A Few Thousand Here, a Few Thousand There...
06/10/1998 - Is That a Gun in Your Pocket or Are You Just... ?
06/08/1998 - Even Paranoids Have Real Enemies
06/05/1998 - Of Course, in My Case I'm Big-Boned
06/03/1998 - Maybe She was Trying to Knock Some Sense into Him
06/01/1998 - Haven't I Suffered Enough? First the Doobie Brothers, Now This

May, 1998

05/29/1998 - I'm Not Eating at the Pakistan Gourmet and Hand Me That Blue Helmet
05/27/1998 - Meet Me in the Sauna and Be Quiet About It
05/22/1998 - We're Behind the President .95 percent
05/20/1998 - It was Chris Dodd's Fault
05/18/1998 - And I'll Have the Peking Duck
05/15/1998 - Yada-Yada-Y...
05/11/1998 - I'm Not Supposed to Get My Blood Pressure Up, but...
05/08/1998 - Darwinism
05/06/1998 - Mine's the Lime Green One
05/04/1998 - He's Baaaaak!

NOTE: There is a break of about a month here. I had bypass surgery on April 10 and was very busy for the next month, or so, watching home improvement programming on The Learning Channel.

April, 1998

04/10/1998 - Heart and Soul
04/08/1998 - Maybe They DO Wake Up Every Day...
04/06/1998 - We Knew It All Along
04/04/1998 - Heart and Soul
04/03/1998 - What Happened? I Musta Fell Asleep
04/02/1998 - Special DuPont Teflon Edition
04/01/1998 - More Privileges of the Executive

March, 1998

03/30/1998 - A-Wimoweh
03/30/1998 - A-Wimoweh
03/27/1998 - I Came Here for the Waters
03/25/1998 - When is a Cabinet Not a Pantry? When it's Ajar
03/23/1998 - Executive Privilege
03/20/1998 - Me Tarzan, You Kathleen
03/18/1998 - Let's Get Ready to Stumble
03/16/1998 - Willey-Billy
03/13/1998 - Thoughts on an Asian Tiger
03/11/1998 - So Many Trees, So Little Time