Possible Senate Replacements
Aaron Burr - NY (1797) - He'll duel it out for us!
John Quincy Adams - MA (1808) He knows his way around.
Samuel Potter - RI (1804) - We can cash in on the Harry Potter craze.
John Condit - NJ (1809, 1817) - We can cash in on the Gary Condit craze.
John Pope - KY (1813) We can cash in on the Pope John craze.
Return Jonathon Meigs - OH (1810) - His name is his slogan.
Outerbridge Horsey - DE (1821) With a name like Outerbridge Horsey, he's got to be tough.
James Brown - LA (1813, 1823) - Feel Good.
George Walker - KY (1814) The Second George W.
Walter Leake - MS (1820) Our man on the Intelligence Committee.
John Forsyth - GA (1819, 1829) - Charlie's Angels will be his staff.
James Pleasants - VA (1822) Change the tone in Washington.
John Holmes - ME (1827) If you have to ask ...
Dominique Bouligny - LA (1829) - With a name like Dominique, he's got to be tough.
Daniel Webster - MA (1841, 1845) Pick any slogan with the word "Devil" in it.
George Dallas - PA (1833) Maybe we can find a guy in Texas named Wilkes Barre.
John Calhoun - SC (1843, 1845) Originally served with Strom Thurmond.
Benjamin Swift - VT (1839) The race may not be to the Swift nor the strong ...
Thaddeus Betts - CT (1840) ... But, that's the way to Betts.
James Mason - VA (1861) I don't think this is the same guy.
Jefferson Davis - MS (1851, 1861) He can serve on both sides.
Hannibal Hamlin - ME (1848, 1857) Lincoln's first VP. Now THERE'S a bar bet!
William Seward - NY (1861) Folly, I say! Pure folly.
Judah Benjamin - LA (1861) A man you can trust.
Trusten Polk - MO (1862) A man you an Trust en.
Andrew Johnson - TN (1862, 1875) Unimpeachable
George Fogg - NH (1867) For clarity of thought ...
Adelbert Ames - MS (1874) With a name like Adlebert he's got to be tough.
George F. Hoar - MA (1904) With a name like Hoar ...
James Fair - NV (1887) He knew casinos were coming.
Harrison H. Riddleburger - VA (1889) Promises to change his name to Whataburger.
Frank Hiscock - NY (1893) With a name like ...
Jeff Davis - AR (1913) Different guy.
Frank Flint - CA (1911) Was the 1000th US Senator. Another good bar bet.
Thomas P. Gore - OK (1921) Invented the name Gore.
Kirtland Perky - ID (1913) Full 'o life!
Warren G. Harding - OH (1921) 80 years from now, Karl Rove will LOVE this guy!
Walter Edge - NJ (1929) We'll have an Edge with Walter.
Tasker Oddie - NV (1933) He'll beat the pants off his opponent Slacker Evensie.
Marvel Logan - KY (1939) Amazing.
William Gibbs McAdoo - CA (1938) McAdoo about nothing
Harry Truman - MO (1945) Mostly Harmless.
Guy Gillette - IA (1945) Will run as a team with his wife, Lady.
Karl Mundt - SD (1973) Someday, they'll name a cake after him. Oh. Nevermind.
Richard M. Nixon - CA (1953) A man against whom all others will be measured.
Color Caucus: Prentiss Brown, Theodore Green, Samuel White, Joseph Rosier, Barry Goldwater, Joseph Blackburn, George Gray.
Fish & Game Caucus: Hamilton Fish, Clyde Herring, Daniel Sturgeon, Edmond Muskie, Ross Bass, James De Wolf, LeBaron Colt, Outerbridge Horsey, Douglass Buck, Richard Hunter.
Aviary Caucus: John Parrott, William Crow, Frank Partridge, Thomas Storke, Albert Hawkes, George Swift, Robert Byrd, Thomas Eagleton.
Plant & Crop Caucus: George Berry, Norris Cotton, Henry Rice, Augustus Bacon, Elihu Root, Claude Pepper, Prescott Bush, Hattie Caraway, Clarence Dill, William Pine, Bronson Cutting, Cordell Hull, David Cobb, Frank Moss, Mike DeWine.
High Rank Caucus: Rufus King, Oliver Prince, James Noble, Nehemiah Knight, Gouvernour Morris, John Ensign.