Nudge Nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean! from the "Monty Python Live at City Center" album [There are two men sitting side-by-side in a pub. One (Man) is a swarmy looking individual, the other (Squire) is very, VERY straight-laced]: Man: 'Evening, squire! Squire: (stiffly) Good evening. Man: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon? M: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh? S: (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes", yes. M: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge? S: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you. M: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! S: Are you, uh,...are you selling something? M: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) M: Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! SAY NO MORE! S: Well, I, uh.... M: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay? S: Um, she likes sport, yes! M: I bet she does, I bet she does! S: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket. M: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around? S: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale. (pause) M: SAY NO MORE!! M: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire! S: I wasn't going to! M: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay? "Photographs, ay", he asked him knowingly? S: Photography? M: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more? S: Holiday snaps, eh? M: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography? S: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera. M: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay? S: Look... are you insinuating something? M: Oh, no, no, no...yes. S: Well? M: Well, you're a man of the world, squire. S: Yes... M: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh.... You've "done it".... S: What do you mean? M: Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady.... S: Yes.... M: What's it like? Click here to return to the Secret Decoder Ring page