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• "... USA Today Interview ...": Here's the link to the USA Today interview with Theresa HEINZ Kerry.

• "... Virginia Car Tax ...": I meant to post this last week, but I forgot. It is a real-time, and mostly amusing, description of paying the taxes on the Mullmobile shortly after 9/11.

• Mullfoto of the Day
  
  This is the front page of the "Weekly World News" which announces that Adam and Eve have been found in the Iraqi desert. The Weekly World News once presented, as its defense of a libel suit, that no one believes what they write.

  You may not be able to see it from this photo, but on the right hand side it says, "PSST! ... Eve's measurements were 34-26-36" which would make her a bit hippy - the world's first hippie.

  Inside there is another headline which I had to share with you: "Man Kills Mime - & Nobody Cares!"

• Catchy Caption of the Day
  
  Wait. First, what's with the left sleeve being too long?
  Second, why do you need camo to shoot at a goose?
  Third, this is what happens when it's too cold to go ...
  windsurfing.

  (Brian Snyder/Reuters)