Title: “Who wasn’t Vernon? Let’s have Michael” -- Both named Jordan, Michael had recently announced his retirement.

“That clip will – I guarantee – be used in a future race for U.S. Senate from New York …” -- Hillary Rodham Clinton is frequently mentioned as a candidate for Senate from NY when Daniel Patrick Moynihan’s term is over.

“The name of the cop who was quoted about the burglary? Joe Gentile.” -- Gentile is a word used to describe non-Jews. It has no negative connotation unless you tell your mother you’re marrying one. Mormons, I am given to understand, use the same word to describe non-Mormons.