Mullfoto of the Day

The thing I love about Dallas is there is absolutely no pretention and no misdirection. Dallas is what Dallas is.

One of the things Dallas is, is the Dallas Cowboys and when the star wide receiver ends up in the hospital having his stomach pumped or whatever it is not just front page news it is the ONLY news.

Having said that, I want a publicist like Terrell Owens has. I want a pubicist who looks like T.O.'s publicist. I want a publicist who, like T.O.'s publicist, apparently sleeps over.

In case, as happened to T.O., I O.D. on natural food supplements and, like that.

Catchy Caption of the Day

Actual Caption:

Mona Lisa, the woman depicted in Leonardo da Vinci's 16th century masterpiece, was either pregnant or had recently given birth when she sat for the painting, a French art expert said Wednesday, Sept. 27, 2006.

I have never had sexual relations with that woman ...

(AP Photo/Amel Pain, File)