Mullings by Rich Galen | Secret Decoder Ring for June 19, 2000

The Daley Show Monday, June 19, 2000

TITLE: "The Daley Show" A pun on the Comedy Central late-night program " The Daily Show" starring Jon Stewart.

"Friday morning …" I love quoting myself:
"Help me on this: The Gore campaign, already in trouble with, labor unions, has chosen the guy who was the administration's point man on NAFTA and on the China Trade bill. Let's see how AFL-CIO president John Sweeney dodges this one.

"I see a new Fox Network spinoff …" The "X Files" meet the "X Division." Fox Television presents: "Nukewatch" a new adventure-spy-comedy in which the Energy Department hires those lovable, rock 'em-sock 'em lifeguards from Baywatch to guard America's nuclear secrets, or at least distract potential spies.

" Key Operator" Every Xerox machine since the invention of Xerox Machines has had an instruction on the front panel to "Call Key Operator" when things go very, very wrong. The Key Operator at Los Alamos must have had clearance into X Division.

Here is the Steve Marcus photo of Bill Richardson, perhaps, answering the question "How many chances in a million do you have to get the Vice Presidential nomination?"

"Puff the Magic Dragon" Words by: Lenny Lipton music by: Peter Yarrow of "Peter, Paul & Mary"

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Texas under Governor Bush:

1st in student improvement on test scores, especially for African-American and Hispanic students.

1st in reducing the amount of releases and disposal of toxics - more than all 49 other states combined.

1st in the nation to allow a patient to appeal an HMO's decision to deny care.

1st to create a prison ministry to help offenders reintegrate into society.

1 of only 3 states to require reductions of harmful pollution from older, unpermitted utility plants.

1 of only 10 "highly successful" states in reducing welfare rolls between 1995 and 1998.

4th in growth in total personal income.

9th in teacher pay, when adjusted for cost of living and teacher experience.

$1.8 billion investment in healthcare initiatives.

1.2 million jobs created, representing more than 10 percent of new jobs created nationwide and 48,000 new businesses.

Lowest unemployment rate in twenty years -- 4.7 percent.

Doubled the number of adoptions of abused and neglected children in Texas.

America under Clinton-Gore:

The number of uninsured Americans increased by more than 8 million.

Almost 70 percent of fourth graders in the highest poverty schools cannot read at basic level.

Teachers were victims of 1.8 million crimes at school, including 657,000 violent crimes.

Illegal drug use among high school seniors increased 78 percent.

Federal prosecutions of gun-related offenses decreased by 46 percent.

More than 12,000 U.S. soldiers are on food stamps.

Enacted a $115 billion tax increase on Social Security enefits.

Federal government is the nation's largest polluter, costing taxpayers nearly $400 billion for cleanups.

45 convictions, 72 indictments/misdemeanor charges, and 8 imprisonments related to the 1996 campaign finance scandal, improper conduct by Clinton-Gore cabinet officials, and Whitewater.

What did Arkansas look like when Al Gore joined Bill Clinton in 1992?

50th in environmental policy initiatives.

47th in per capita state spending for education.

43rd in per capita spending for higher education.

41st in citizens living in poverty.

45th in children living in poverty.

47th in children without health insurance.

45th in children living in hunger.

43rd in infants born with low birth weight.

47th in personal income.

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