The cover of this week's New York (not New YorkER) Magazine.
I'm making this my desktop as a, you know, cautionary tale.
Catchy Caption of the Day
Actual Caption:
A passenger waits for a delayed flight at Heathrow airport's terminal four in London.
Please don't sit next to me. Please don't sit next to me. Please don't sit next to me. Please don't sit next to me. Please don't sit next to me. Please don't ... Oh, MAAAAN! I knew I should have upgraded to first.