"� Apropos Submission ...": From Mullpal Matthew Naythons. This is the actual masthead for the Aspen Daily News:
"If you don't want it printed, don't let it happen."
I'm not kidding. Here's the link: Aspen Daily News.
Mullfoto of the Day
This is the kind of year 2006 is going to be: The staff of the Starbucks in the People's Republic of Old Town Alexandria, Virginia was temporarily forced out onto Union Street on January 2 because the fire alarm went off.
I didn't think it was too much to ask one of these folks to run in and get me a Grande Mocha but they quoted some rules and regulations about not being in the store while the fire department was actually investigating. . . Blah. Blah. Blah.
Catchy Caption of the Day
Actual Caption:
The School of Textiles and Design at Heriot-Watt University in Edinburgh have begun what is believed to be the world's first-ever study on how women's clothing affects the bottom
Memo to the geniuses at Edinburgh: I guarantee you, this is NOT the first-ever study of clothing and women's bottoms.
(AFP/Illustration)