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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Why Al Gore Will Not Run

  • Al Gore will not run for President in 2008.

  • He will be coy about not running because, as Newt Gingrich has taught us over the past 10 months, being a potential candidate gets you Tim Russert asking you about health care on Meet the Press.

  • Being an actual candidate gets you a local AP reporter asking you, at a stop in a diner in Manchester, New Hampshire, what really did happen at that fundraiser with those Buddhist Monks.

  • I know that sounds backwards, but that's the way it is.

  • If I were advising Mr. Gore here's what I would tell him.
    1. When people ask you about running simply smile that supercilious smile you have been perfecting for the past 30 years, shrug, and walk away.

    2. Meanwhile, instruct your staff, aides, advisors, friends, former employees and anyone else you have an e-mail address for to tell everyone they have an e-mail address for all the good reasons why would shouldn't run, without ever actually saying you wouldn't run.

    2a. For instance, Paul Begala was quoted in the NY Times yesterday as saying:

    "[Gore] knows there's a Democratic field that Democrats are happy with, and that they don't need a white knight riding in."

    That, back in the Watergate days, was known as a non-denial denial.

    3. When it comes to "Draft Al" websites, say, with the precision and clarity which has made us adore you over the years:

    "As the inventor of the Internet, I know that a person can run any website he or she may desire so long as there is no controlling legal authority preventing it."

  • The Clintonistas understand that Gore is not going to run and so can pretend to be very, really, extremely happy about that fact that he won a Nobel Peace Prize before Bill did - although it is reasonable to suspect Bill Clinton misunderstands the spelling of that particular award.

  • Nevertheless, do not think for one second that the Clinton campaign hasn't hired someone to sit at the Secretary of State's office in New Hampshire to make certain no papers are submitted on Gore's behalf prior to the November 2 filing deadline which would make him eligible for the first-in-the-nation primary there in early January.

  • According to some reports, Gore is making up to $175,000 per speech which means he makes more in three speeches than he would make in a whole year as President.

  • And, having won the Nobel Peace Prize it will sort of be required that he take a position against having a strong military because, according to the Information Please web page, the Peace Prize was developed by Alfred Nobel to honor "the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses."

  • Which explains why Jimmy Carter's dismantling of America's military and intelligence capabilities during his Presidency would have been rewarded with the Peace Prize in 2002.

  • Al Gore has certain Jimmy Carter-esque personality traits including truly believing he is superior to the rest of us which is sort of antithetical to what your average Democratic voter in Storm Lake, Iowa might be looking for in a candidate.

  • The punditocracy will be in full roar this week analyzing a potential run by Al Gore in 2008. It is not going to happen.

  • On the Secret Decoder Ring page today: The definition of "supercilious," a link to the Christian Science Monitor discussion of a Gore run; a history of the Nobel Prizes generally and Peace Prize winners in particular as well as a Mullfoto I wish I hadn't had to shoot and a Catchy Caption of the Day.

  • 3 Comments:

    Fishplate said...

    "although it is reasonable to suspect Bill Clinton misunderstands the spelling of that particular award."

    If the piece that Bill got had been truly noble, she would have kept her mouth shut...

    October 15, 2007 8:39 AM  
    The Rascal said...

    Al Gore never claimed to have invented the Internet.

    In an interview on CNN in 1999, Gore, who was then the sitting vice president and a candidate to succeed Bill Clinton in the White House, said this by way of reviewing his record:

    “During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country’s economic growth, environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.”

    Notice that Gore took credit for leadership in Congress in creating the Internet. He never said he "invented" the Internet. Was his claim to such leadership legitimate? Well, here's what Republican Newt Ginrich said about that:

    "(I)n all fairness, Gore is the person who, in the Congress, most systematically worked to make sure that we got to an Internet, and the truth is—and I worked with him starting in 1978 when I got [to Congress], we were both part of a 'futures group'—the fact is, in the Clinton administration, the world we had talked about in the ’80s began to actually happen."

    Way back in 1988, The Guardian, a British paper, reported this:

    "American computing scientists are campaigning for the creation of a 'superhighway' which would revolutionise data transmission. Legislation has already been laid before Congress by Senator Albert Gore of Tennessee, calling for government funds to help establish the new network, which scientists say they can have working within five years, at a cost of Dollars 400 million."

    Years later, when Gore was vice president, computer scientist Vinton Cerf, widely known as the Father of the Internet, had this to say:

    “I think it is very fair to say that the Internet would not be where it is in the United States without the strong support given to it and related research areas by the vice president."

    History shows that Gore's claim to leadership in congressional action regarding the Internet was ignored by the media and not distorted into a claim that he invented the Net until the Republican Party cooked up that falsehood a few days later.

    October 15, 2007 11:26 AM  
    Anonymous said...

    The correct spelling of Al's last name, if I remember correctly, is Gourd.

    October 15, 2007 6:04 PM  

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