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Gas Prices? I LAUGH at Gas Prices!

Monday October 27, 2008

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You gotta have heart
All you really need is heart
When the odds are sayin'
You'll never win
That's when a grin
Should start.
...
When your luck is battin' zero
Get your chin up off the floor.
Mister you can be a hero
You can open any door,
There's nothin' to it,
But to do it
You've gotta have heart
Miles 'n' miles 'n' miles of heart,
Oh, it's fine to be a genius of course,
But keep that old horse before the cart,
First you've gotta have heart.

-- Ron Josephson

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According to Reuters, "Gasoline is now about � about $1.33 less than it was at a record peak in July."

A dollar thirty-three cheaper?

Wait. I thought gasoline prices (and the underlying price of a barrel of oil) was the precursor of housing prices collapsing. People had to choose between filling the tank of their Humvee or paying their mortgage and, as the old saying goes, "You can sleep in your car, but you can't drive your house" a fill-up at the neighborhood Exxon won out.

Next thing you know Lehman Brothers is sleeping with the fishes and AIG is cutting back on its "retreats" from 6 to 5 star resorts.

As long-time readers know, my main source of transportation is a 1999 Land Rover Discovery which gets about 15 miles per gallon. It has a 25 gallon tank.

Assuming I waited until the "STOP AT THE NEXT GAS STATION,YOU IDIOT" light came on (which long experience tells me happens when there are about four gallons left) on July 14, 2008 (when premium fuel averaged $4.28 a gallon) it cost just 12 cents shy of $90 to fill the Mullmobile.

Ninety bucks.

As of last week, the average price of a gallon of premium was $3.11 meaning it now costs just north of $65 to fill the aging beast, a savings of $25 per tankful.

Very few of us actually purchase a barrel of oil. The only reason we ever cared about how much oil cost was because we knew it would have a direct impact on how much it cost to fill our tanks.

As I type this on Sunday night, CNBC is reporting that a barrel of oil on the NYNEX is selling for $64.07. This is down from its high of $147 a barrel in July.

Hold it. Just a second. Let me understand this. When oil was $147 a barrel I was paying $4.28 a gallon at the pump. Why is it, now that crude oil has dropped to $64 I am paying 3.11?

Crude oil has dropped 56%. If gasoline prices follow crude prices then 56% of $4.28 is about $2.40.

At $3.11 I am overpaying by 71 cents per gallon. Am I wrong about this?

Get me Boone Pickens on the phone.

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that U.S. refineries are cutting back on gasoline production in the light of falling prices. According to the WSJ:

Gasoline output, which had been expanding as U.S. refineries came back online after hurricane-related shutdowns, dropped for the first time in weeks, according to data reported last week from the Department of Energy.
Philadelphia refiner Sunoco Inc. said last week that it is shutting down a unit used in gasoline production at one of its refineries, though it declined to say why.

Maybe Barack Obama will nationalize the oil industry and put a stop to this - literally - highway robbery. That is, if Hank Paulson and Ben Bernanke don't do it first.

NEW TOPIC

Finally some good news. According to the New York Times:

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran is suffering from exhaustion because of the strain of his job, the official news agency IRNA reported Sunday in an unusual disclosure about the health of the country's top elected leader.

More good news from Iran is that inflation is running at about 30% and the aforementioned collapsing oil prices "could force severe budget cutbacks and rising unemployment."

The bad news is, "The news agency quoted a political ally as saying Mr. Ahmadinejad would make a full recovery."

Well, in these difficult times we'll take our good news in small bites.

On the Secret Decoder Ring page today: Links to "Damn Yankees" as well as Reuters, the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal. A Mullfoto from my airplane window yesterday and a Catchy Caption of the Day.

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