NEW YORK (CNN) -- Former Vice President Al Gore on Wednesday called for the immediate resignations of several Bush administration figures, blaming them for "the catastrophe that we are facing in Iraq." In the speech at New York University, Gore singled out Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and national security adviser Condoleezza Rice.

DOCTOR: Good morning, everyone. I hope you've all had a good week. I couldn't help but notice at least one of us made some news recently. Why don't we start with you, Mr. Vice President.

GORE: [Silence]

DOCTOR: Mr. Gore?

GORE: [Silence]

DOCTOR: (Sighing) Mr. President?

GORE: (Shouting) YES!?

DOCTOR: Mr. President, did you have a bad week or a good week?

GORE: (Shouting) I HAD A GREAT WEEK. I DID A MOVEON-DOT-ORG SPEECH AND I DEMANDED THE RESIGNATIONS OF EVERYONE! RUMSFELD - GONE! TENET - GONE! RICE - GONE! KOFI ANNAN - GONE!

DOCTOR: I don't remember you asking for the resignation of Kofi Annan.

GORE: I JUST THOUGHT OF IT! GET ME A TAXI TO NYU!

DOCTOR: Ok. Let's move on.

GORE: HEY! THEY'RE MY GROUP!

DOCTOR: My mistake. Let's continue. Governor?

DEAN: [Silence]

DOCTOR: Governor Dean?

DEAN: [Silence]

DOCTOR: (Sighing) Mr. President?

DEAN: (Shouting) YES!?

DOCTOR: What kind of week did you have?

DEAN: I'M NOT TALKING TO GORE.

DOCTOR: Why not?

DEAN: OK. I'M ONLY TALKING TO HIM TO TELL HIM WHY I'M NOT TALKING TO HIM.

DOCTOR: What did Mr. Gore �

GORE: HEY!!

DOCTOR: � the President do to you?

DEAN: WHAT DID HE DO? WHAT DID HE DO!!??? HE STOLE MY RAP!

DOCTOR: I'm not certain I know what that means. Care to explain to the group?

DEAN: I'LL EXPLAIN. WATCH MY VERY EXCELLENT SPEECH AFTER THE IOWA CAUCUSES.

DOCTOR: We've all seen that speech.

DEAN: NOW WATCH THAT EMBEZZLER GORE'S SPEECH THIS WEEK. YOU TELL ME. YOU TELL ME!!!

DOCTOR: But Mr. Gore didn't use what Mr. Gore's campaign manager, Donna Brazile, called "that animal sound." Doesn't that make it different?

GORE: See? I didn't steal anything. In fact, I called Howard after the results came it. I called him and told him to fire up his troops. I INVENTED THAT SPEECH!

DEAN: (Rolling his eyes) You invented. You invented.

DOCTOR: Governor Dean, how does that make you feel?

DEAN: [Silence]

DOCTOR: (Sighing heavily) President Dean? How does that make you feel?

DEAN: It makes me feel like I would have won South Carolina, and Oklahoma, and Arizona, and North Dakota, and New Mexico; I would have won California, and Texas, and New York; and I would have gone on to South Dakota, and Oregon, and Washington, and Michigan, and then I would have gone to Washington, DC to take back the White House� AEEEEEIIIIIIAAAAHHH!

GORE: See? I invented that. Especially that bit at the end. That's exactly what I was saying to Tipper when I was kissing her at the Democratic National Convention in Los Angeles.

DOCTOR: Right. Well, we haven't heard from the third member of our group. Mr. Speaker?

GINGRICH: [Silence]

DOCTOR: (Sigh)